Denim Blues

As much as I enjoy the aesthetics of this photograph, I feel as if the burgeoning trend of shorter and shorter cut-offs lately has finally come to a head.

 WITH THIS:

I mean, really? Yeah, that commercial is pretty damn cute once you get past the whole "sexualizing a baby" mumbo-jumbo, but what could possibly be next? Denim thongs for fetuses? I want to see someone really be rebellious and start sporting jean burqas. Until then, I am going to continue cutting my pants horizontally, instead of the shape of my vagina.

BUTT WHY

Apparently the latest fad in Japan is wearing a faux assless skirt.
Basically painting (a probably nicer version of) what one's clothing is meant to be hiding. Makes perfect sense, right?
You can get just about whatever style you want too:
Floral, lace, thongs, wedgies, granny-panties, hell, even falling off!
They are even appropriate work attire apparently!
I just can't wait to for this trend to hit the the U.S.
I wonder if car accidents have peaked since this cheeky trend, what with all the double-takes and all...

A special thanks goes out to my father who e-mailed me such a gem of information!

OVERALL AGREEMENT

Who wants to help me bring overalls back?