Wonlist!

Here is a list of items recently coveted
and now the property of yours truly:


Two-tone Boots

urbanoutfitters.com


Lace Bow Front Top

Studded Bow Headband

Satin Chain Necklace w/ Removable Brooches

Native Bead Necklace

Pearlescent Cluster Ring

Corduroy Floral Spaghetti Top

Tutu Mesh Skirt

forever21.com

Libby Wingtips

Bessy Boot in Olive

These shoes are so freaking comfortable. And since all I do is walk around NYC and dance the night away, these are completely justified. And adorable.

tictactoes.com


Symmetry Satin Dress
Perfect for Valentine's Day! :)

Thread Social Sleeveless Tulip Dress
For my birthday!

ebay.com


Seinfeld Complete Series Box Set
(!!!!)

amazon.com

Although, I guess it wasn't the best idea to acquire all this lovely apparel if all I'm going to be doing is watching Seinfeld 24/7...Whoops! ;)

BUTT WHY

Apparently the latest fad in Japan is wearing a faux assless skirt.
Basically painting (a probably nicer version of) what one's clothing is meant to be hiding. Makes perfect sense, right?
You can get just about whatever style you want too:
Floral, lace, thongs, wedgies, granny-panties, hell, even falling off!
They are even appropriate work attire apparently!
I just can't wait to for this trend to hit the the U.S.
I wonder if car accidents have peaked since this cheeky trend, what with all the double-takes and all...

A special thanks goes out to my father who e-mailed me such a gem of information!

Naughty or Nice?

INAPPROPRIATE? OR THE NEW FESTIVE COUGAR X-MAS SWEATER?

Goodness gracious, who posed this shot? Just look at her face... It totally looks like she's about to get molested by Santa again, but knows she can do nothing about it because, duh, it's SANTA. Yeah, go ahead, get Santa thrown in jail. RUIN CHRISTMAS FOR EVERY LITTLE BOY AND GIRL IN THE WORLD. She knows she has to take one for the team. Womp, womp.

OVERALL AGREEMENT

Who wants to help me bring overalls back?

Morbid Nostalgia

I really don't even know where to start...
I mean, we are talking about amputated appendage jewelry here.
I can just picture this person sitting home alone, chopping up Barbie Dolls and humming to herself while she paints teeny tiny toenails and creates pools of fake blood.

"How many toy ants should I put in this miniature pink plastic bowl, so as to be creepy enough, but not to overwhelm the estranged high-heeled foot...?"

High-five for hand filled goblets!

I am pretty partial to the brooches...

I'm not even religious, but I would wear the heck out of this!

Twinkle toes hangin' from your ear lobes!

Barbie ate the rest of her body with that knife and fork.

Who would have thought to combine pink plastic childhood nostalgia with insects, blood, and amputation, let alone hang it on a chain around their neck? The creator goes on to insist that, "I have an obsession with dolls, and I thought it would be great if I could carry it around with me."
Haha, right of course, great point!
All I know, is that I am going to get so many double-takes when I go to church with dismembered ballet legs dangling from my ears. Can't wait!

TeaDollHouse.esty.com

Spine Tingling Adornment

I am so sad that bocagenewyork.com is sold out of their Snake Vertebrae Beads. Now what am I going to make my grandmother for Christmas??

But seriously, how badass would you be walking around, going to the post office, brushing your teeth...with a goddamn snake spine wrapped around your neck?

Dali Body Part Bling

Leaf veined hands you can wear on your ears or pinned to your chest? A diamond encrusted crying eyeball watch? Bling bling appendages for flower petals? Um, YES PLEASE. Dali knew what was up! I actually discovered these little gems pretty randomly. I was just walking down Bedford (a popular street in Williamsburg) sifting through all the books they sell on the side of the road, when I came upon a book devoted entirely to Dali's jewelry designs. How I was not graced with their presence before baffles me. You can view them all, and actually purchase replicas, at www.salvadordalimuseum.org. In addition to the Leaf Vein Hands being my favorite, I am pretty partial to the Living Flower Pin.

Leaf Vein Hand Earrings

Ruby Lips Pin

Eye of Time Pin

This Living Flower pendant would be even better if the hands moved on their own and grabbed flies and loose strands of hair and such.

In addition to the body part bling, I am also quite fond of this Space Elephant brooch.

I also kind of want this as a pet. How do you think I would go about breeding something like that?

The website also had "Dali Inspired" pieces.

Which involved melting clock wristwatches, that I'm pretty into.

As well as these, which I am really confused about. Can someone please refresh my memory as to the correlation between Salvador Dali and dangly, silver-plated clumps of dead baby fairy skulls? Anyone?