FISTS FIRST

So basically I have this blog to document my mishaps, oxymorons, and fashion faux-pas. I don't take myself seriously, yet have the confidence it takes to charge blindly into the crowd of bullshit. I would like to compare this to the art of karaoke: you are going to look like an idiot if you are up there at an oyster shack surrounded by drunks with your brow furrowed and your eyes closed, determined that THIS TIME is definitely your big break, but if you you've got a smile on your face and are having the time of your life, maybe add in a few hearty laughs and some good old fashioned dance moves, hell, it doesn't matter how many notes you miss, people will love you. Or at least I will!