Modest Cleavage

Prostitutes, hippies, adolescent boys, and ironic hipsters everywhere can now rest easy knowing there is a way to expose someone's breasts in public and not be entirely shunned by society and/or fined. Mom won't let you wear that slutty top to Saturday's roller rink lock-in? Well now you can show her! Be artistic and screen-print your cleavage on a modest T-shirt! I can't wait to see a copy of urban city high schools' dress code in five years. 

2005: No low cut tops, baggy trousers, or bra straps showing.

2014: Also, no breasts on your T-shirts or vaginas tattooed to your kneecaps.   

2015: Actually, no reproductive anatomy paraphernalia in general. 

2020: If you have an ass tattooed to your bicep, you sure as hell better wear a sweater, and if your sweater has a penis embroidered on it make sure you bring a jacket.

But all kidding aside. 

I kind of love this photograph and how it decapitates and almost androgenizes the wearer.

I would also probably wear this in a heartbeat.

So who wants to be my prototype/inspiration for a jumpsuit?

Dating Asexuality

This is basically how I feel at all times.

Right now in my life I would rather be dating inanimate objects like food and breezy autumn afternoons than humans, especially the male species.

I am constantly numb and hypothetically rolling my eyes.

I try and tell them that I have bad posture, hock loogies into my trash can, and enjoy garlic more than kissing, so don't bother.

But they keep on coming. And consequently leaving, once they realize I wasn't kidding.

So now I am dating Asexuality.

Who I might be cheating on with these puppies, once I get the proper dough, and sell my soul for $99.95 before they run out of a size seven.

http://www.solestruck.com

making the tight decision

Dress these Tabio little heart tights up or down.

Good with jean shorts & brown boots.

Still just as adorable with a frilly party frock.

Cute, but still sexy.

Flattering and fun.

http://www.tabio.com/uk

These Bebaroque Fringe Thigh

Highs from Urban Outfitters

are a concept that I might have

been into via a verbal description.

"Ok, yes, thigh highs, good, I love

thigh highs...and fringe, oh yes,

can't get enough fringe..."

But now that they are in a tangible

form, I'm conjuring up images of

porcupine rattails and hair

transplant nightmares...I mean,

who's idea was it to make the tights

nude colored? I don't think I'm quite

confident enough yet to romp around

with hedgehog mullets sprouting from

my appendages, but by all means,

if anyone wants to prove me wrong

and work these bad babies, I'd love to see it!

http://www.urbanoutfitters.com

celebrate your inner beauty

With your very own vagina necklace!

The creator also goes on to inform the customers how they can

contact her with an exact description (or a few pictures for the

more confident) of their own unique vaginas for a custom job.

Like they say:

If you got it, flaunt it!

VulvaLoveLovely.etsy.com

eye wood!

How much wood I love a pair (or dozen) of these!?

Both of these unique eyewear companies create 

absolutely stunning pieces that I will continue to

covet until I have an extra several hundred bucks 

lying around...aaaand of course after I purchase

one of these little gems:

!!!!

daily dose of lighthearted cynicism

Oh goodness, so I guess I shall return from my 7.5 month hiatus from the blogosphere and update the interweb and my future self as a nutty cat lady who will read this in 20 years!

I was recently on The Sartorialist , where I so pleasantly look as if I am going to vomit/shoot lazers out of my eyes. If anyone is unaware of what that website is, it is a well-known style photography blog. I happened to be shot on a day where I left the apartment last minute in my "lounge around the house" dress. I also think I had just woken up from a nap. Anywho, apparently that's the look he was having a hankering for at the time. Right before I left my apartment I decided I should maybe throw a slip on, so poor unexpecting souls didn't catch a glimpse of my nether regions. Little did I know, my vintage neglige would be judged by the digital world. Ah well, to each her own I guess, eh? :)

Me in 20 years...

+more cats/wrinkles

The Perfect Scarf

My dear, and talented friend Rachel Bennett knits these lovely, comfy tube/circle scarves. She makes them in just about every color, and a variety of sizes. She's even started knitting cute headbands in any width your little heart desires. The scarves are essential pieces to your fall and winter wardrobe. They not only keep you super warm through those windy days and chilly nights, but they are also a quick fix to spice up any outfit. You will love it so much, I dare you to be satisfied with just one! Plus, they make great gifts for this upcoming holiday season. :)

Regular Burnt Orange

XL Cocoa Brown

Regular Grass Green

Baby/Kitty Strawberry

Medium Headband Citron Yellow

Here's how I wore mine...

XL Charcoal

Regular Hunter Green

For more colors and to get one of your own, go to:

rachelfixed.etsy.com