What girl wouldn't want a high-heeled horse hoof
in her shoe collection?
I mean, come on, they have ZIPPERS! TRENDY!
I took this photo at an art show this past weekend. This dude did the taxidermy on these babies himself. And he has the photographs tacked to his bulletin board to prove it. These things were so visually stimulating my mind almost exploded when I saw them. If my brain was capable of a vomit orgasm it would have had three.
The same art show entailed enlarged horse genitalia molds attached to life size horses in sexual positions and candy house santa head porn. This night also involved pizza pit stops, men with lollipops, sober bar hopping in an office chair, and dancing till your feet fall off. Honestly, what more could a girl want?